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Dayton, Ohio gets a pro soccer team and signs a Wigger!!

December 22, 2009 by Sherif Hedayat  
Filed under Random

Yes…you read right.  Dayton is finally going to have a real professional soccer team.  I’m not saying the Dayton Dynamo weren’t a professional soccer team but the reality is indoor soccer is about as popular as indoor football.  Kurt Warner….that’s about all I can think of.  On top of that they signed a Wigger!!!  I’m serious!!  Johan Wigger will not only start for the Dayton Dutch FC but he will also work in the marketing and sales department.  This means he’ll be cold calling businesses and leaving messages to for people to call back “Mr. Wigger”.  I have a feeling he’s not going to sell much around here. LOL  Well at least not in advertising.  The funny thing is…. I don’t think this team realizes how much money they’re going to make selling soccer jersey’s with “WIGGER” on the back!  This is genius….and I thought of it.  They better give me a cut because after they read this article they’re going to generate a “WIGGER” campaign and everyone is going to want to wear a WIGGER jersey.  Wait…they already do that.  White guys wearing oversized NBA jerseys.  Sorry I forgot.
Anyways…. I’m putting in my order now… and I’m thinking about trying out for the team.  What?  I grew up in Egypt….I was born to play! hahaha

Come on Spring!  I can’t wait to cheer for the WIGGER! hahaha

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  10. Dayton finally have a real professional football team. I am not saying that the computer does not Dayton Dynamo professional football, but the reality is soccer is almost as popular as football.

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